Liberty Snippet» Limericks http://libertysnippet.com enjoying freedom where I find it; resisting tyranny where I don't Tue, 20 Jul 2010 00:52:40 +0000 en hourly 1 Let Them Eat Shoes http://libertysnippet.com/12/let-them-eat-shoes/ http://libertysnippet.com/12/let-them-eat-shoes/#comments Sat, 02 May 2009 20:03:00 +0000 Teresa http://libertysnippet.com/12/let-them-eat-shoes/ Month after month our bank accounts fell,
eating at food banks and heirlooms to sell.
But what brand of shoe?
Only Lanvin will do
for our “populist” first lady, Queen Michelle.

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except for those who retweet.
The fun never ends
for five thousand friends,
and only a few ever meet.


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our president’s principles in hock.
But it’s not too soon
for changing his tune.
At least now there’s someone to mock.

Today’s inspiration:
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since his mortgage exceeded his sales.
“But it’s not in our will
to help those who pay bills.
Too bad you’re not too big to fail.”

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pointin’ blame at each other, you see.
Giant douche or turd sandwich?
Good Lord, will we ever be free?

Today’s inspiration:

Third line references my favorite South Park episode.

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whether they’re gay or straight or regal.
Now the judges have got
their shorts tied in a knot.
It’s time for a Prop 8 upheaval.

Today’s inspiration:
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that his check was taxed into the red.
But why should it be so
when we already know
that our government taxes the dead?

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